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Judge rules First Amendment protects dooty-head
A federal magistrate has ruled that Katherine “Katie” Evans, who apparently doesn’t have clever enough friends to give her a cool nickname, can sue her principal for violation of her First Amendment...
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Supreme Court doesn’t care about your graduation
The U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear the case of Nurre v. Whitehead. The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that it was OK for a Washington high school to not let a graduating senior perform an...
View ArticleSay whatever the 5#*& you want
Sort of kind of maybe, that is. A Manhattan court of appeals has thrown out the FCC’s regulations on the First Amendment. Well, on First Amendment grounds, that is. The basic gist of this is that now...
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Take it from Snee: The motherf@#king First Amendment
The First Amendment is a funny thing. After the U.S. Constitution was ratified, it was the very first of ten proposed additions that would guarantee certain rights to citizens. The fact that a bunch of...
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2010 Election: Two week warning!
There’s only two weeks in a mid-term election that could go down in history as a revolution in government or another mid-term election. Tea Party candidates are the focus, by choice and for hilarity....
View ArticleHow To: Not successfully write a book
There are plenty of good writers out there. Coincidentally enough, many of them are probably writing about Phillip Greaves, himself an aspiring writer that even got his work (“The Pedophile’s Guide to...
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Ah, the life of a tobacco baron …
Those new graphic cigarette warnings from the FDA are being challenged in court. Five tobacco companies have sued the federal government on a First Amendment basis, claiming that the new warnings...
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If you give a lawyer a ticket
Florida’s last legal recourse is to shame morons into turning their car stereos down by having Ice Cube pull up next to them. It’s not every day that you encounter the perfect storm of douche....
View ArticleThe McBournie Minute: Obama wants to take our opinions
There’s a gloom in Washington, D.C. these days. There’s a major battle brewing, and it’s already being fought in the Internet sewers. Soon it will come bumbling up. You see, the citizens feel their...
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‘Liking’ this post be guaranteed free speech
Jeffrey Lebowski responds to the court’s unanimous decision: “That’s just like your opinion, man.” He exercises this right a lot. If ye be worried that ‘liking’ something on Facebook can be used...
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